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Hello, and welcome to my latest creation - a word advertising site destined to make me a ... "fill in the blank here"..
o.k., what, why, how, who, when etc... etc...
Q: What? what the.... is this?
A: This is a word advertising site. It's sort of like pixel advertising, but better, because now you don't have to strain your eyes when trying to find an ad. Also, this site is so cool, so it's way better than anything else you've seen. You should click here and tell everybody you know that they needn't go anywhere else, and that they should place their homepage as http://www.1000wordlinks.com -> Click here to tell your friends..
Q: Why?- isn't this whole advertising thing getting out of hand or something?
A: Not yet: That's why I created this site - Once I fill every word site here, then this whole advertising thing will be out of hand.
Q: How - how did I make this?
A: If I told you - then I'd have to come over there and erase your brain.o.k., it was on my home p.c. with a very slow dsl connection. it took me 1 hour to upload this page.
Q: Who - who am I?
A: I'm not sure I want to say - I have a political career to maintain, and backmail is something I don't want to deal with in my political commercials. All I can say is that my first name is Eric.
Q: When - when did you make this?
A: Just now? When else would I be typing this?
Q: Where - where was this site created?
A: Inside the back of a really crowded 1979 brown van with wireless internet access... parked down by the river, sometimes at starbucks - but mostly in the comfort of my dimly lit work room at my house - of which I am trying to save with a pixel site.. go figure. You can donate your dinero to me to save my house by visiting http://www.adsinmyhouse.com - I would greatly appreciate it!
Ok, if you made it this far, I just have to let you know that the above comments are totally wreckless and have absolutely no weighted value in meaning - unless you took on your own meaning, where you would then disregard this message.
And now - I got some explaining to do:
Top100
Get your keyword in the top 100. I mean c'mon people, there are 1000 words on each page. Inevitably somebody's keyword isn't going to be seen by somebody who only goes to the first page once. If your in the top100, you are guaranteed that your word will be seen.
Give me Credit! -
Soon I will be giving credit where credit is due. I'm currently building an invite tracker so that if you want to get a free keyword in one of the hottest spots on this site, you can do so for free. I'll divie out the details as soon as I build the thingy.
Where are the FREE links at?
http://www.1000wordlinks.com/free/
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